It’s a Mary and Kelley short boy today! Can Kelley do a Bill Clinton impression? Mary and Russ now how both vaccines! Mary bought a $15 shirt, but she still hates shopping. We get a good stair update. New month, new page from Mary’s Maxine calendar! We get a Pants Stance update – is Kelley’s quest to get Mary into some comfortable pants gaining any ground? Kelley has a Goldfish Plant update. Mary talks about that shitty pastor who thinks women should work on their looks to please their husbands. Mary does a half-assed version of her new segment Reviews of Cooking Recipes. Mary is getting new glasses. We talk about the god damned oranges again, and have our standard technical difficulties. Kelley and Mary come to a pants agreement: Mary will wear yoga pants next Friday as an experiment. Watch how slowly it dawns on us we can’t do hints without Bill! Umpire Pants Out!