The priesthood is The Force, the church teaches you how to use that priesthood authority to do All The Things. After that we get the lineage/genealogy of priesthood authority. To sum up, be biologically male, don't be slothful, middle management is the best, don't be born unto the Levitical line of Judaism.

Names with their LDS.org links, kinda not a geneology! Seth  Enos, son of Seth  Mahalaleel, father of Jared  Jared, I couldn't find a link for him on LDS.org! Enoch, 7th son of Adam 

Jeremy Runnell's excommunication on YouTube  and a link to his Mormon Stories interview 

 

Patron Bonus: Marie went to an entire 3 hour church service

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