If you want a Model 3, you better purchase one before Tesla pivots again and decides to convert half of their stores into Pinkberry franchises. Everything is amateur hour all the time now … except in energy bar PR — they came to play and brought the receipts.
This week: cities v. cashless stores, Elon Musk v. himself, and Ryan v. the command line. 🤦🏻♂️.
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- Kevín on Twitter: "What is the correct way to rank these chips?… "
Carlos Gomez on Twitter: "Come on now, let's be serious here. 1) Regular Lay's 2) Doritos Nacho 3) Fritos 4) BBQ Lay's 5) Cool Ranch Doritos 6) Cheetos Now, if there were Sun Chips in this variety pack...… https://t.co/s8Wgx17Izi"Spindrift Blackberry Sparkling Water – Made with Real FruitLaCroix Maker’s Profit Slips. C.E.O. Blames ‘Injustice.’ Stock Dives. - The New York TimesSparkling Water | Arrowhead® Brand Sparkling Mountain Spring WaterTrader Joe’s Just Launched a Spindrift Copycat | KitchnKIND Snacks on Twitter: "It’s deceptive to try to pass off organic brown rice syrup as healthy. We’d be happy to meet with you and share why we focus on making snacks that always lead with nutrient-dense ingredients like whole nuts, whole grains & whole fruit - instead of sugar.… https://t.co/Df5KaWQpw4"Update on Tesla Stores and Pricing | TeslaTesla has a self-driving strategy other companies abandoned years ago | Ars TechnicaAudi e-tron | Home chargingApple March event officially announced - 9to5MacApple Races to Get Studios Signed Up for New Streaming Service - BloombergSpotify and Hulu $10 bundle offer: Everything you need to knowTiVo prepares to split its business into two as it pursues sale | TechCrunchScott Bryan on Twitter: "Literally us all. #BakeOff… "Blue Bottle buys into cashless trend - SFChronicle.comdarth™ on Twitter: "the coffee is slow tho wat is the fuckin hurry here… "Running Homebridge on a Raspberry Pi · nfarina/homebridge Wiki · GitHubRaspberry Pi 3 Model B+ Ultimate KitAirbnb is buying HotelTonight — QuartzReport: Updated $329 iPad to retain Touch ID and headphone jack - 9to5MacCan You Pet the Dog? (@CanYouPetTheDog) | Twitter