Jon Arbuckle: Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!
Garfield: It was not by my hand that I'm once again given flesh. I was called here by humans who wish to pay me tribute.
Jon Arbuckle: Tribute?! You steal men's souls and make them your slaves!
Garfield: Perhaps the same could be said of all religions.
Jon Arbuckle: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!

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