Would you eat a wooly mammoth?  This week a guy steals a million dollars worth of fajitas.  Autocorrect causes a huge ducking mess leaving please asking what the fork is going hound.  A dog got sent away for being gay, but found his big gay family.  A funeral home accidentally cremates a guy, causing rapture issues.  Finally, the police have to release body cam footage to prove their officer was not an asshole to a possum.  Spring is here, and so are we. Welcome back to The Hour.