Hello Unicorn lovers! This week I went to a Meet & Greet to hang out with sexy lifestyle friends. We talked about all the naughty debauchery we've been up to lately and reminisced about the good old days when all you needed to do to win a Halloween contest at a sex party was to show off your cooter! (duration 25 minutes) Later in the episode I was hanging around at home by myself, not doing much. I checked a silently-blocked spam call on my phone's voicemail. It was an invitation to speak with a 'medical representative' which naturally, I found intriguing. I usually ignore the spam calls but this time I decided things were going to be different. I decided to fight their spam with a little spam of my own, and I was determined to get my medical questions answered. It's double the fun when the spammer is selling 'female sexual enhancement', Viagra and Cialis! Buckle up folks, this the long, hard, UNCUT version of my sexy spamming extravaganza!!! Write to us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son