Speaking of danger, our simulation is heading into the, Summer of Danger! (Suspenseful music plays.) 

Every year around this time the THEY, (The Hierarchy Enslaving You), show us previews of what they have up their sleeves to frighten the herd into running willy-nilly over the cliff. The plot options have narrowed, imagination has been retarded, but the special effects, thanks to realistic-ass AI, have simply exploded. 

Boom! 

As for the plots themselves, it’s the usual suspects, “Pandemic” looks like the first release. Hantavirus. We’ve seen this movie before. Contagion breaks out on The Love Boat, a few passengers die, panic ensues. Duck and cover. Shelter in place. Track & trace. Cover your face. There will be a music video to go along with this movie. I don’t know how many sheeple are still buying the contagion theory, though. I’m sensing a flop. 

Can’t believe that not-a-medical-doctor, Tedros Ghebreyesus, (ironically his name means, “Gift from God, servant of Jesus.” The simulation is hilarious.) Anyway, I can’t believe he’s still a player on the board. 

But onward with the Summer ballbuster, I mean, “Blockbuster” schedule. 

Food shortages. This is just another way of saying, “famine.” This has been a tactic of the Oppressors for-freekin’ ever. There are far too many layers of this tactic for this “brief” article. The Irish know about weaponized famine, and so does India, under the British Raj, and those dependent on Mon-satan’s terminator seeds. Dust bowl Okies know about famine all too well. We’ve heard that some American farmers aren’t planting this year because they already know they won’t make a profit. During the US depression, the government paid farmers to destroy their own crops to affect, (raise), the prices. 

Of course they are blaming these conditions on Iran, “How dare they fight back! It’s downright… unamerican, is what it is!”