Welcome to tonight's session of The Laundry RPG. We find ourselves in present-day London, 2022, where our agents are about to encounter something lurking in the depths of the British Library's most restricted archives. The entity we'll be dealing with tonight is known as the Lexicophage—a trans-dimensional being that feeds on information, growing stronger with each text it consumes while leaving behind corrupted manuscripts filled with knowledge that was never meant to exist in our reality.