IGN editor and “Comedy Button” host Brian Altano teaches us how to be a gamer, how you actually CAN’T be a gamer, how to succeed even if you have an art degree, how to not get murdered answering a Craigslist ad, how to make fun of games while also taking them seriously, and how to attract angry internet comments. Then we play “Fanboys,” where we find out what game system various historical figures would use. Listen and find out why Hitler would play Atari Jaguar.