Welcome to Jurassic Park…3. We’re going back to Isla Sorna, site B, the same place from the last movie and previous episodes, where the dinos were made and then eventually shipped to Isla Nublar from the 1st movie. But this time there are no fences, there is no protection and now we’re on a rescue mission. Someone has been stranded and lost on the island and their only hope is that Dr Alan Grant can hopefully guide and rescue them from the horrors of the island. 

But luckily for you, you have me as YOUR guide through this, and hopefully we both make it out alive…on a completely separate note, this is probably my least favourite movie in the franchise….I take that back. It IS my least favourite movie in the franchise…however I think my hatred for this movie makes this episode even funnier. So sit back, relax and let’s just hope we survive this time on the island