On this episode of Games Witticism, we talk mostly about games that suck all your free time away. Alex teaches us about the intricacies of Monster Hunter, and Luke returns to PC gaming by finally getting around to Civilization 5 (and immediately getting obsessed with it). Other topics include: things we've Kickstarted, who the heck owns the Journeyman Project IP now, and a fascinating journey to discover the anime characters that Super Smash Bros. voice actors have been cast as.