What do you do when an abused servant makes you a voodoo-cursed doll? You name it after yourself, and then blame it for everything that ever happens. The story of Robert's doll Robert is a weird one.

Oliver Napoleon Hill was a man who couldn't fail, as long as you were letting him define what success means. The story of this con-man's journey to becoming a legitimate con-man is a seriously long one, so sit down for Part 1 of the journey.