Our heroes, for obvious reasons, have received the call from spooks at M.I. something to do important undercover work in the interests of national security. When you need discretion, reliability and precision planning who better to ask?  The two friends discuss the mission and their tactics.  Paul suggests infiltrating Bob Geldoff.  Guy begs him not to be too hasty in case the legend has hidden IUDs.  Paul questions Guy’s motives; surely service is it’s own reward? Or are we in it for the honours? Kennaway & Fryer:  The Spies Who Love You.