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Well, what can one say about a prequel that features a billionaire pale man that may or may not be a vampire and a woman so mind-numbingly saucy it’s like accidentally touching yourself with a ghost pepper? Well, I guess I said it. Mac Flynn does a hell of a job convincing us the main male character isn’t in fact, a 13-year-old boy in a 30-year-old’s vampire body and the main woman isn’t the female version of that shit Ryan Reynolds and Ben Kingsley movie Self/Less. Anyways, enjoy.