Harambe and a baby go Glamping in the woods. No wait, Robert De Niro and Al Pacino are getting married on a booze cruise to Jamaica. Hold on…a congested bear is vomiting in my ‘66 Ford F100 which for some reason I can’t rent to Steven Spielberg for his next summer blockbuster because no matter how cool my truck is nobody wants it because it’s RED!! Apparently red is always a bad choice for a car color, just ask Cooper’s mom. Speaking of hilarious, inter-species partnerships, Coop and Myan‘s meteoric rise to the top of the podcast charts is like a freshly tapped Maple in the Deepwoods of Maine in January. With episode 20 just days away, the boys take a heavy dose of Brobiotics in preparation for the up-and-coming epic, 90 minute viral-special with the two most beautiful women in the world. According to Myan. Who apparently hates hyperbole. So you know it’s gotta be true. Too bad we’re only a podcast. For the record they are both far more than their collective physical beauty but this is episode 19, so check in next week for the elaborate, non-sexist, equality-driven description of the brilliant and talented, Sydney and Samadhi. But join us now for Coop and Myan's final Teen-numbered recording session and earn the right to call yourself an Official, Unofficial Ground-floor Junky, as we all unavoidably resign to the ultimate, sweet relief of death.