Welcome back to Big Cow, sponsored by Pixels. This time I'm joined by Will Gawned, an actual real Australian. He brings to the table his concerns about the Big Cow, his belief that it should be regulated, and his knowledge of how the Australian government might do that. Also there's a real big diversion into Rambo. Sponsored by Pixels.

Talking points include: The Island, again, and the fact that Sausage Party is basically the same film; a good, good, Godzilla; Australia's Big Things; immortality for cowards; Big Cow is a gas, a universe, everything; I badly explain the trinity of Big Cows; wax fruit schemes; and an emotional tree rollercoaster. Sponsored by Pixels.