The Yankees sweep the Red Sox carried by Aaron Judge who currently the best player in baseball. God wishes he could do this at the plate. We try to figure out what the hell is wrong with James Paxton and why he’s not throwing hard. Mike Tauchman needs to be the everyday left fielder.  We grieve the loss of Tommy Kahnle and how the Yankees should handle it moving forward. Nick Nelson is a star however and debuted on Saturday with some filthy stuff. Tanaka and Montgomery made their season debuts. Suzyn Waldman sang the National Anthem for Gerrit Cole and crushed it. Yoenis Cespedes quit the Mets and didn’t tell them. Also, we get to the bottom of what it means to say something is "north of" a number. All this and more on today’s show presented by Miller Lite #ItsMillerTime! (Outro Song: Goo Goo Dolls - The Right Track)

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