Episode 192 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

Why do we celebrate the day or our problems started?

Today’s Topic: Birthdays.

You’re old… and fat… and ugly. Deal with it.

Join Art, Lex and Producer Kenny, as they chat about the opposite of our Deathdays. I mean, do people even celebrate this b.s. anymore? Heck, we originally dedicated this episode as a celebration for Cosmic Kelly’s “big” day and even she couldn’t be bothered to join us. Let’s face facts. If you’re not turning 69, no one cares. #nice

TWD Tip of the Week: “Happy Birthday to You” has yet to hit the public domain, unlike your mom. Hi-yo!