It's taken me 192 episodes to realise that no one actually cares or listens to my podcast episodes, or what they are about. So I've gone freeform, just talking off the top of my head about random subjects that will be the complete opposite opinion of everyone else.

Interested? No, of course you aren't, or else you would have tuned in before. But just on the off chance, I ramble on here about the death of Queen Elizabeth II, the ODI series between Australia and New Zealand, the AFL finals series so far, and the schemozzle of the first week of the NRL finals.

All of that, and of course much less, on today's signature episode of Thoughts from the Metal Cavern.