This record was a real late boy! Bill is rocking the giant glasses, giant phone case look. Mary spins a confusing tale of sarsaparilla. Follow-up to Fair Talk, what should we enter in the State Fair? We get our first caller – listener Bruce has a deal for Mary! Mary can’t comprehend keeping Kleenex in the back window of a car. Car talk. Max the dog has neighborhood friends. Mary sent Kelley a weird photo today. Puce Pants Pants Stance: We’re Done. Mary’s Reviews of Cooking Recipes! Recipes from First Graders! Aaaand, Mary accidentally ends the show early, and she’s not even mad, just lacking concentration for some reason. Umpire Pants Out!