Van gives the DT! listeners advice on how to invest in stocks and crypto while Andy thinks about how to make a big play on the stock market and to live off the dividends. Andy comes up with a new song about the Phoenix Suns winning the NBA finals in 4 games. Van and Andy make fun of Ash Ketchum and people who think trophy killing is cool. Lastly, Van shares a story about how he had a finger up his butt and Andy talks about getting his nuts squeezed.