Antonio Brown has officially been granted permission to travel… which raises only one tiny question: travel for what, exactly? A two‑page motion claims “several scheduled business engagements” in Tampa, but considering he was living in Dubai before being extracted back to the U.S., these engagements must’ve been booked, oh, about five minutes ago. So we’re asking the only question that matters: is AB actually going to show up—or is he about to vanish again?

Meanwhile, Dave called his shot: Lenny’s mystery substance has now been confirmed as either crack cocaine or meth. The lab will decide which one, but either way, possession charges are already on the board. Sometimes the plot writes itself.

Washington Commanders cornerback Marshon Lattimore learned the hard way that in 2026, simply being a passenger in a car is apparently a high‑risk activity. After a traffic stop for expired plates, Lattimore was charged with carrying a concealed weapon and improperly handling a firearm after failing to disclose the gun in the vehicle. Booked, released, and now added to the ever‑growing list of “NFL offseason headlines no team wants.”

And then… Ottawa. Oh, Ottawa. What kind of show would we be if we didn’t wade into the absolute inferno of rumors surrounding Linus Ullmark’s leave of absence? The internet spun a cheating‑scandal‑meets‑group‑chat‑meltdown narrative so wild that the Senators had to issue a scorched‑earth statement calling the entire thing “completely fabricated” and the work of “the lowest forms of trolls.” We respect privacy—but also, rumors don’t appear out of thin air. So what did spark this wildfire?

Caught on Camera

Notre Dame head coach Marcus Freeman found himself accused of battery by his son’s high school wrestling coach… until the video dropped. Turns out the alleged “two‑hand shove” never happened—Freeman’s left hand stayed in his pocket and his right arm wasn’t even visible. The real issue? The coach had allegedly been verbally going after Freeman’s son. Charges dropped, receipts delivered.

Biggest Pickle

Rashee Rice is facing serious allegations after his ex, Dacoda Nichole Jones, posted photos and a statement referencing years of abuse, property destruction, and infidelity. She didn’t name him directly—but she did say it was the father of her children. The post has since been deleted, Kansas City says they’re aware, and the NFL is monitoring. Whether the deletion was legal advice, league pressure, or a change of heart… we’ll have to wait for the next chapter.

A week full of legal drama, rumor‑fuel, and the kind of sports‑world chaos that makes you wonder if we’re all living inside a never‑ending reality show. Tune in—we’ve got thoughts.