We take a slightly anachronistic journey back to the mid-eightes this week as we indulge in some cheesy swords-and-sorcery nonsense thanks to the Conan spin-off Red Sonja.

Rooney reveals his DJ name, Reggie did some cooking, we get all excited about a Waterstones opening in Harlow, do some middle-aged moaning, talk about a dog-killing haunted bridge, and then dish out a shocking score...