If a podcast is posted on the internet, and no one listens to it, does it exist?  Obviously.  This week a godly man lights a satanic temple on fire, so like, middle ages godly.  Google employees think their program is alive, but probably also thinks the stripper is super into him.  A guy has 47 cats in a car in 90 degree heat, also know as an Alf Buffet.  If you don’t have morning wood, you may be dead soon.  Finally, an alligator named Karen was probably not driving a car during a high speed chase.  But, who knows.  It’s hot and we’re back! Welcome back to The Hour.