Claire is off recovering from being blinded by a flying tortilla chip, luckily Matt and Mel are here to help us discuss the most lackluster and boring of all X-Files.

Join us as we thrill over the excitement of a mediocre quickly resolved missing persons case! Be shocked as we visit not one but TWO diners in one episode!

Can your heart withstand the lackluster halfhearted warnings of a bathroom creeper who is NOT Darren McGavin?