In this episode, we continue our Secret Wars coverage with Secret Wars #3, in which some heroes emerge with too-tight uniforms, the Human Torch shines, and a whole bunch of things are explained, kind of. We also cover Avengers #8 from 1964, in which Kevin doesn't like Hank Pym, an ComicNoobs does NOT support child endangerment. Last, we cover Secret Wars: Inferno #1, which is awesome, Colossus wins best boxer-shorts of all time, Illyana is a demon and we discuss BAMFs.