Segment 1: Hi three weeks in a row, that's pretty cool. Listen please.

Segment 2: Probably not working at Vox or SI anytime soon. Also a Big Mac gets compared to a college football coach. Find out which one. Also also featuring a Mario Party 3 music interlude.

Segment 3: Hey things are still bad, protect yourself at all times like a fighter.

Segment 4: See you next week, thanks bye.

This week's song: "Life Illusion" by Ketsa

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