We continue our Creature Feature and discuss Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1897). We get to the important stuff here, trying to figure out why blood transfusions are so very sexy and who you should pick if your dating choices are doctor, lawyer, lord, cowboy, or insane Dutch scientist. We wonder what it might take to transform any one of us into a “train fiend.”

We read the Oxford edition, edited by Roger Luckhurst. Nina Auerbach’s Our Vampires, Ourselves is a great cultural history of the vampire in 19th- and 20th-century British and American literature and film.

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