Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe.
More hikers getting lost and injured on GreenbeltFormer Manager of Little Caesars Store Posts Photos of Rats in Pizza Sauce and Trash CanG Fuel Introduces Sonic the Hedgehog Energy DrinkTennessee dog turns 20, sets record for oldest living golden retriever in history'Black neutron star' discovery changes astronomyLatest sighting of the Loch Ness monsterA.I. Robot Cast in Lead Role of $70M Sci-Fi FilmTanzanite: Tanzanian miner becomes overnight millionaireLeech swims up man’s penis, drinks pint of blood before docs pull it outNot kidding around: Woman sues for paternity test on goatsThe Arctic is on fire: Siberian heat wave alarms scientistsMan allegedly caught at airport with cocaine inside artificial penisMan's bladder is torn apart from holding urine for 18 hours'Godzilla dust cloud' from Sahara blankets Caribbean on its way to USX-rated p0rno mistaken for kid’s bookMan has his colon torn apart by a 16-inch live eelThe Latest Pandemic Shortage: Coins Are The New Toilet Paper