First, we offer you an introduction, if needed, to Edward Bernays who pioneered the ideas and methods that get people to buy things they don't need. Next, we discuss garbage, new-new age movies, What the Bleep Do We Know and The Secret. Last, we have a few mean things to say about the people who corner you at parties and on barges to tell you all about their impressive lives without bothering to make it the least bit interesting.