I'm joined by two of my best friends for a fun game of Tinder Roulette, discuss if fat people have the best sex, and tell the story of Hairless. This is a fun story to look back on for me, because it starts to introduce what will be a reoccurring theme in these early episodes, desperation. During the early months of dating, it was summer, everyone was out having good times, and I was alone and depressed. When some rando chick would match with me, I would invest myself so much, just because someone was paying me some attention. To look back on, it’s pathetic, but understandable. Six months later, my view on dating through apps has completely changed, but at this point, I was convinced that every new match was Ms. Perfect.