We recap the New York Film Festival (Captain Phillips! Claire Denis! Tom Hiddleston as a vamp! Scarlett Johansson as a disembodied voice! SUCH MOVIES!). We also discuss new Fall TV and what to watch (or, um, is there anything to watch?). Finally, we end this week's episode with some OSCAR GRIEVANCES! The worst things to ever happen in awards ever don't even talk to us about it we're still bitter ugh stop it hurts.