Did you know that there were originally heaps more animals on the ark, but Noah & his family just kept eating them until there were only pairs left? Did you know that Steve Irwin met Noah at Bunnings & helped him find the cable ties to keep the crocs mouths closed? Did you know that they met for the second time at Jesus’s 3 day bucks weekend? It’s no surprise that Tom Gleeson & Dane Simpson, two of Australia’s funniest men, excelled in the history swivel chairs. I say bring back ‘Noah & Stevo in the Mornings’.

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