“A 'Hey Nerd!' episode is never late. Nor is it early. It arrives precisely when it means to.” ...Or something. That’s right, this week’s topic merits a discussion as long-winded as Jolkien “Rolkien Rolkien” Tolkien himself, and Eli and Caroline are happy to oblige. Caroline’s a Shelob apologist, Eli has a thing for Legolas, and both are total nerds.

Don't have time to listen to the whole episode, or just wanna skip around? A handy-dandy list of timestamps can be found here:  

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gLCsjg03CAJH_2CjX8mc_7g24bhZHMEC-keaFCQeu2k/edit?usp=sharing

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Finally, many thanks to sawsquarenoise for the use of their song, “Towel Defence Ending” through the Free Music Archive!