Aboard the freighter, Oscar deals with Lowell’s fury at being kidnapped and befriends suspicious stowaways, Jolanda and Joaquin. Upon arriving at the Panama Canal, they are greeted by a welcome of the automatic bullet-propelled variety. Expect hi-jinx, hallucination and hilarity.

Episode 2: Operation Cowmilk

Unleash the Llama present: 'PANAMAX', a story of love, llamas and international corruption. 

Meet Oscar, a conspiracy theorist with a messiah complex. When his “media” company '.siN' starts losing money quicker than a captured cocaine kingpin cacks his khakis, Oscar embarks upon a project that he hopes will gain him kicks, cash and kudos (quicker than a captured cocaine kingpin cacks his khakis). Kidnapping his best friend/only employee Lowell (.siN’s IT guy), Oscar stows them both away on a freighter bound for Panama, hoping to expose the corruption at the heart of the #GlobalElite. But soon, plans go awry as Oscar and Lowell are drawn unsuspectingly in the world of Panamanian cartel warfare...

Welcome to a brutal world of torture, assassination, and llama-based puns. But with his trusty (terrified) Lowell at his side, there is no cause for allama... Expect Indiscreet Rabbis, vengeful Jewish mothers, emasculating Glaswegian fathers, computer hacking, entrapment, seduction, deception, hipsters, mistaken identities, drugging, Liverpudlian flight attendants, Uber drivers and an unexpected Turner Prize nomination... expect: "PANAMAX" - what our producers like to call: "a mind-numbing terror romp through [our] sub-conscious"!

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Unleash the Llama present: 'PANAMAX', a story of love, llamas and international corruption. Meet Oscar, a conspiracy theorist with a messiah complex. When his “media” company '.siN' starts losing money quicker than a captured cocaine kingpin cacks his khakis, Oscar embarks upon a project that he hopes will gain him kicks, cash and kudos (quicker than a captured cocaine kingpin cacks his khakis). Kidnapping his best friend/only employee Lowell (.siN’s IT guy), Oscar stows them both away on a freighter bound for Panama, hoping to expose the corruption at the heart of the #GlobalElite. But soon, plans go awry as Oscar and Lowell are drawn unsuspectingly in the world of Panamanian cartel warfare... Welcome to a brutal world of torture, assassination, and llama-based puns. But with his trusty (terrified) Lowell at his side, there is no cause for allama... Expect Indiscreet Rabbis, vengeful Jewish mothers, emasculating Glaswegian fathers, computer hacking, entrapment, seduction, deception, hipsters, mistaken identities, drugging, Liverpudlian flight attendants, Uber drivers and an unexpected Turner Prize nomination... expect: "PANAMAX" - what our producers like to call: "a mind-numbing terror romp through [our] sub-conscious"!

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