We tried to be a respectable pod, but we’ve already gotten out of pocket. In our first ever movie review, while discussing Jurassic Kingdom: Dominion, one of the Meeches goes on a legendary rant about reboots and requels. We stumble into a convo about sneaking “contraband” into the movies before accidentally discussing proper kidnapping etiquette, and pondering the merits of dinosaurs in space(!) After correcting the course, Blerd City hands out its first ever movie awards along with our movie rankings. Buckle up and keep your appendages inside at all times because it's about to be a wild, prehistoric ride.