We (only Chris, really) goofed up real bad by screwing up the recording of an episode, while the contestants of MTV's Are You the One goofed up even worse. Learn about the intoxicating scent known as Frito Feet and see who can be the drunkest, saddest girl at the party. The answer: it's all of us. We're all the drunkest girl at the party.

Theme music: Party Monster by the Functional Citizens. https://thefunctionalcitizens.bandcamp.com/

Cover art: Garbage Collection by Eden, Janine, and Jim tinyurl.com/jdphtgw Licensed under Creative Commons. creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/