Alabama Alpha Phi sorority puts out their 2015 recruitment video and it’s WONDERFUL. So wonderful in fact it was stripped from the internet… or at least they tried to strip it from the internet.

The good pretty people of Fox News get in on the action.

 

All this college life talk gets Jennifer thirsty for a Bartles & James wine cooler.  So thirsty in fact that she forgets that Bruce Willis actually advertised for Seagrams.

 

Jen then gives her take on musicals in Germany as she recounts her time in Starlight Express.

 

 

 

We then make a left hand turn and get into internet dating and this handsome fella who recreates ladies Tinder photos.

 

Finally Jackson comes in to discuss his introduction to James Bond.