Sora, Marshall, and Kevin are a bunch of lazy bums who like bustin’ up the beach. Which Final Fantasy Kid is the most annoying to fight? What sort of quantum physics are powering Sora’s KH1 outfit? And where the heck does a Kingdom Hearts even come from? Let’s find out together!

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