We go deeper into ABC's 2012 horror series, The River. Old characters get their time to shine! New characters come out of the wood work (literally). Questions we didn't really care about get answered. And we tell you all about the best and worst parts of it.

In this episode:
Ronnie is your oldest brother Justin Mcelroy
Andy is your middlest brother Travis Mcelroy
and Evin is your sweet baby brother Griffin Mcelroy

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We also talk about The River sometimes I guess...