Welcome to episode two, which is debuting a reasonable 11 months after episode one. On this episode we have two special guests: a Russian exchange student and an Editor at Large, and we talk about my favorite subjects: conversations while shitting and tap dancing fetal pigs

Theme music: Harry and the Potters "The Human Hosepipe"

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