How would our wives react if we told them we really, really wanted a Satanic wedding?  Is it really even that big a deal?

What would it be like to have someone secretly slipping you acid before you even knew acid existed?

We then get in a huge argument over the exact order we made at McDonald's in around 1991 before we ask how much money would it take for us to eat nothing but McDonald's for a year with no salad, bottled water, or medical attention.