The Dollz are officially BACK after three weeks of chaos, illness, emotional damage, and life being a full-time job — and we’re catching up on EVERYTHING.

This week, Jessika brings StubHub and a rogue ticket seller to Scene Court after the most unhinged Warped Tour ticket saga ever recorded: endless delays, misinformation, and a request to FaceTime her at will call pretending to be her husband. (Yes. Really.)

We’re also breaking down our Spotify Wrapped / Apple Replay, talking all things Warped Tour, recapping Alyssa’s London trip for Brand New, and giving a sneak peek of next week’s Sad Seven episode featuring the Cruiser Run Pre-Party.

Plus: a Lyric Lightning Round to prove we still know our emo roots.

We missed you.

We’re unhinged.

We’re back to our regularly scheduled programming.