This week, Cate and Dietrich discover the dreamboat of the Star Wars universe with Dietrich's future husband, Kit Fisto, who definitely will never have anything bad happen to him. Ever. We learn that battle droids are as good at improv as they are bad at battle, that Grevious somehow selected the sassiest of mechadoctors, and what the fearsome Jedi killer's non-negotiables were on his HGTV appearance. In addition, Wish.com Anakin learns why only the chosen one should flirt with vengeance, Dave Filoni plays coy about mutilation motivation, and Grevious proves not ready for the responsibility of pet ownership.

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