SOMER CANON IS A MINIVAN REVVING SUBURBAN MOTHER WHO AVOIDS HER NEIGHBORS FOR FEAR OF BEING FOUND OUT AS A WEIRDO. WHEN SHE’S NOT PEERING OUT OF HER WINDOWS, SHE’S CONSUMING BOOKS, MOVIES, AND VIDEO GAMES THAT SATE HER NEED FOR BLOOD, GORE, AND THINGS THAT DISTURB HER MOTHER. Join Somer and I as we discuss witches, small town boogey-monsters, trigger warnings and cancel culture, and good old fashioned trick or treating stories.