Well hey! It’s been awhile, hasn’t it? Seemingly making up for some lost time, your favorite (?) Spring Breakers show up just in time for the holiday season with a feature-length installment of foolishness – including the obligatory Top 3 lists of our 2014 "best of" records, shows, brews, and whatnot.

Also: Bobby and The Colonel got out to a killer show headlined by Paul Collins. The guys check out the "All in the Wires" LP by Dutch Masters and the "Promises" single by Barreracudas. Slacks hates moving his records, especially when they’re metal. And a shameless relapse happens thanks to a certain fortified wine that has derailed this pudcast in the past. Hint: It has a donkey on the bottle and has been recently legalized in Nashville.