I know I have seen it, I have no idea what happens.

That pretty much sums up The Avengers, friends.

On a scale from WW to Judge Dredd, this falls somewhere in the middle.

You are welcome for the worst plot summary ever.

Is there a Nick Fury Origin Story?

Have we already seen this movie?

What is Phase 2?

Stop using machine guns on non humans, good guys.

You should have left it in the ocean.

Shawarma for everyone.