This week, we’re joined by the iconic and hilarious Veronica from Veronica’s Roses for a deep and delicious dive into all things A Court of Thorns and Roses. We’re talking hot takes, wild theories, and strong opinions on favorite (and not-so-favorite) characters across the SJM universe.

Naturally, we play two rounds of Fuck, Marry, Kill — and round one is a brutal showdown between Rhysand, Cassian, and Azriel. And the second turns into Fuck, Marry, Sidepiece, Kill with Feyre, Nesta, Morrigan, and Amren. It’s messy and we’re so here for it.

Spoilers abound, thirst is real, and chaos is guaranteed.