On this episode of Boldly Going Nowhere, we discuss Elon Musk's dream of turning the stratosphere into Space Junk Belt in exchange for world-wide wi-fi. We also talk Jim Carrey's new career: making very weird paintings of Donald Trump and submitting them to the Smithsonian for consideration. We also recoil in horror at the revelation of the world's first case of Super Gonorrhea in the UK, no word on whether or not James Bond was involved. Finally, Sean gives us a mostly spoiler-free review of Ready Player One, so strap in and sit tight, you're Boldly Going Nowhere!