This episode digs into LinkedIn's hidden surveillance of over 6,000 Chrome extensions, the failure of app store privacy labels to actually protect users, and Microsoft's hilarious legal disclaimer that Copilot is "for entertainment purposes only" despite selling it as a serious business tool. We're looking at the gap between what tech companies say they're doing and what's really happening behind the scenes. It's your morning Signal Check — coffee's hot, and the tech world's already showing its hand.